Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grow-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She’s my grandma, too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
Anknown
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From dawn to dusk
I think of thee,
As I feel your sweet spirit come over me.
A calming hand,
A warming heart,
You and I shall never part.
Follow me as I kneel to pray,
to thank you for my days of praise.
To you I owe,
my life I lend,
for in return I promise a friend.
by
Music
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Where there is Friendship
There is Understanding
Where there is Understanding
There is Happiness
Where there is Happiness
There is Sorrow
Where there is Sorrow
There are Tears
Where there are Tears
There is Someone
Who is ready to wipe them
That Someone is none other
than a Friend
by
Sarfaraz aman
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The greatest Gift,
in the end
was a family
and a Friend.
An ear to lend
a hand to hold,
and you,
my Friend –
your heart of gold
by
Daisy
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The snow fell, leaving a halo of white upon your head,
and that’s when I said,
"Can I call you Angel?"
You looked at me with surprise,
but I could see it in your eyes,
and I knew.
As you sang silent night,
your beautiful voice put me at ease,
and I asked please,
"Can I call you Angel?"
A smile came to your face with serenity and grace,
but you said not a word.
In my darkest hours you held my hand,
never leaving my side, and I said, while I cried,
"Can I call you Angel? "
You then began to wipe the tears away
and erase all the gray in my life.
You led me down a path of gold,
telling me of the creator above,
and again I asked with a greater love,
"Can I call you Angel?"
You never answered my plea,
so I fell to my knee in prayer.
As I opened my eyes, I could see you before me;
Your wings spread and a golden halo upon your head
and one last time I said,
"Josslyn, can I call you Angel?"
by
Erin Sheets
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I look deep in your eyes.
I see there what I feel inside.
We share something between us,
Neither one of us can hide.
I feel your lips touch mine,
I loose all my control,
All it took was a look and a kiss,
To know you were part of my soul.
I see your hands on my skin,
I want and need you to do more,
The passionate look you give me,
Tells me heaven is in store.
I feel your need against my thigh,
I know you will fulfill every wish,.
We were made to fit together,
And all it took was a look and a kiss.
I look deep in your eyes,
And I see heaven there inside,
You make me feel so beautiful,
What I feel for you I cannot hide.
by
Kamma Roberts
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We all are the elements of nature
Which creates and destroys a creature
It is anoher form of "the almighty"
Which can surely effect our global society
If we want to survive for our longevity
We surely need to have some pity
Pity; not on the nature but on the humanity
So that our future brings us serenity
So why not take a pledge to beautify nature
With all our combined efforts
So that when we look forward to future
We see a world filled with the essence of nature
by
Akash Lamba
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I live through my dark existence
only to bask in your beauty
your eyes that shine like sapphires
your smile that brightens even my sad existence
I envy the wind that runs through your hair
that touches your lips
I long to touch you
to hold you in my arms but I cannot
for your heart belongs to another
so, I can only love you from afar
your friendship means more to me
than anything this world provides
but like an angel you touched my heart
in a way that I’ve never felt before
cause I’ve never known what love is until this day
I know that we are only friends
but my heart wishes it to be more
so I will still hope and dream
that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine
to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
by
Lonely Shadow
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‘ve been banned from having birthdays
A new rule has been made
Signed ,sealed and delivered
By the local Fire Brigade!
They say that all those candles
Would create such a blaze
They’d have to come and put it out
And stay around for days !
So, I guess I’ll have to party
Without the birthday cake,
Perhaps I’ll light one candle
Just for old time’s sake ,
Those firemen ! So fit and strong,
Such handsome looking men –
Whose birthday is it ,anyway ?
Let’s light them all again !
by
Margaret Glendenning
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Did you see that bare-breasted, pole-climbing dancer today?
She was strutting her stuff in ways I won’t say!
Why do they allow such a public display?
And, what about those males?
They all should have tails to hang around as they do;
They pick and scratch while they spit and chew,
but if you look at them, they mimic you!
I’ve seen enough, and my kids have too!
Next time we’ll skip seeing,
the big apes at the zoo!
by
James Hacsi
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