Facebook Quotes and Status
Facebook Quotes
“True love doesn’t have a happy ending: True love doesn’t have an ending”
“Never close your lips to those Whom you have opened your heart.”
“Missing you is the definition of hope.”
“Once I loved until I could not breathe.”
“I know there’s other fish in the sea, but I lost my pole when the last one got away from me.”
“Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn’t permanent.”
Funny Facebook Status
- sells Ethics Degree’s for a decent price.
- tastes like purple…
- invented the Internet.
- – Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
- Haiku’s are weird
and sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator - always hated weddings because old people would come over and poke me saying “You’re next.”. They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals.
- wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn’t called a pushy sucky???”
- just asked his Girlfriend the Big Question!! She said No, she never slept with Tiger Woods!
- wouldn’t steal a car, but I’d download one if I could.
- Things to remember: Girls don’t appreciate it when you yell ‘beast mode’ when switching to doggy style.
- has noticed that friends are scarce, when not on Facebook.
- is wearing his birthday suit under all these clothes.
- brakes for unicorns.
- is the stuff that dreams are made of.
- monitors your every status change vehemently
- is hoping this God fellow would give him some clear sign! Like making a large deposit for me in a Swiss bank account.
- is obsessed with spicy cabbages.
- is intending to live forever – so far, so good.
- is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
- is adamant that if we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure!
- is moving tectonic plates.
- is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out.
- just saw that Harry Potter movie. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends?
- met this girl at the pub and she told me her ’sex was on fire’. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss.
- is sweating like an emo in a knife factory…
- smells like he just gave birth to the sweat gland.
- finds your lack of nudity disturbing
